There isn't really room in the galley for a separate bulletin board, so the front of the fridge would have to do.
Whose "Black Hole Porter" magnet is this, anyway? Did it just come with the fridge?
(Written on an index card in pristine handwriting:) Someone please eat the rest of the fondant octopus in the fridge. I've made a terrible mistake. - ♥ Tonic ♥
Acceptable food:
NO BRAND NAMES
fresh produce (private farms only)
free range meat (no hormones!! or genetic mods)
NO CANNED FOOD (unless off brand also throw away the cans)
Jars are ok (no metal lids!!)
beware processed or mixed or emulsified foods
no MREs
no honey
no mayonnaise
--Athri
(underneath these two notes, on some kind of paper that was clearly torn out of something, written in a slightly haphazard way):
WHO THE FUCK TOOK THE LAST OF MY KASHAROC CHAI?! I WAS FUCKING SAVING THAT!!
IF YOU COME FORWARD I PROMISE I WON'T COMPLETELY MURDER YOU!!
-- Gabriel
(Some leftover sticky-note, hilariously close to the note above, pristine handwriting:) Crew dinner this Thursday. Bring weird snacks. Athri has vetoed weird snacks. - ♥ Tonic ♥
(in silver stylus directly on the fridge, immediately to the left of Gabe's note, at an angle)
Completely unrelated to anything else, if you're specifically saving something for later, maybe put your name on it or a note to that effect. No reason.
-N
(in silver stylus directly on the fridge, immediately below Gabe's note)
Gabriel -- My apologies. I didn't know you were saving it and I couldn't find my tea when I couldn't sleep the other night. I'll get you a half-kilo next time we land somewhere.
-N
(on another torn bit of paper, under these various notes)
Alright, fine. But I am holding you to that Nev.
Also, the fuck is wrong with honey and mayonnaise? That shit is good.
But not together. But seriously, what's the problem?
-- Gabriel
(a perennial note) Gabriel, please do the dishes. -A
I DO THEM!! OVER AND OVER!! AND THEN MORE APPEAR!! I AM SURE THIS IS OUT OF SPITE. WHAT DID I DO TO YOU PEOPLE?!
(A note in permanent ink, seems never to have changed) Days since Gabe has yelled at something: 0
Shopping List for Snozberry Tarts
unsalted butter
all-purpose flour
granulated sugar
brown sugar
salt
fresh shnozberries (at least 3 cups)
eggs
vanilla extract
Memish rum
oatmeal
TICKER TAPE (handwritten on the bottom of the note)
MEMO: When closing empty crates please ensure the captain is not sleeping inside it.
(stuck to the fridge - a picture of Gabe at a fancy party with his mouth stuffed full of shrimp, Athri laughing in the background.)
(Idk where else to put this but)
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