Session 0
Dawn: "If my character dies I'm just going to scratch Rue off my character sheet and write Rosemary - 'I'm here to avenge my sister.' "
Jeremy: "Are you trying to make psychic contact with the rock?"
Rue: "You would be surprised how much parts cost on sBay."
Tonic: "I just assumed you were bad at shopping for deals."
Session 1
Kai: "I'm sorry for when my background stuff comes into play, because they have guns."
Katie: "We can chew scenery later."
Mathew: "Is that your pet name for the captain?"
Tonic: "We might have to fly really fast."
Athri: "Oh, gosh, okay."
Ash: "We might be getting shot at."
Nick: "Can I stay on the ship too?"
NPC dock worker, when our cloaking device was on the fritz: "Weird, the docking clamp says your ship isn't here. It must be glitching."
Rue, panicked: "Yes, a dock in our glitching clamp."
Session 2
Dawn (when Reese and Gabe are getting ready to interrogate someone, as cops): "It'll be hot cop, bad cop."
Reese, to Lyle: "Here's my card if you remember... anything else to tell us."
Gabe: *gives Reese a very incredulous look*
Reese: "Oh, Josh is missing too?"
Kai and Dawn: "Nobody cares about Josh.
Jeremy: "Gabe you see something blue out of the corner of your eye and go into a wall."
Gabe: "What! What the fuck was that?! Didn't you guys SEE that?!"
Nev: "No."
Ash: "What are you talking about Gabe?"
*later*
Jeremy: "Nev, you see something pass through a wall."
Nev: "Okay."
Jeremy: "Do you say anything about it?
Nev: "No."
*even later*
Jeremy: "Ash, you see something out of the corner of your eye peeking in and out of a wall."
Ash: "If I look directly at it does it fade back into the wall?"
Jeremy: "Eventually, yeah. Do you say anything about it?"
Ash: *looks at Gabe*: "Nope, I don't want to get shot."
Jeremy: "Some of the people who appeared are wearing really outdated clothes."
Gabe: "Ewww."
Ash: "They're probably from a long time ago."
Gabe: "... oooooh."
Reese, to Kodai: "Okay, we were hired by your mother to find you."
Kodai: "Wha--I've been here at this party? Has... has it been long?"
Reese: "You took something that really made time wonky. It's been a few weeks--"
Gabe: "Months."
Reese: "... It's been a few weeks."
Gabe: "Months."
Kodai: "Why does that scary guy keep saying it's been months?"
Reese: "Don't listen to him."
Reese, to Josh: "So what does your family do?"
Josh: "Um, they're in real estate?"
Reese: "Excellent, we're here to rescue you too."
*hiding in an alcove away from mercenaries and the Legion*
Exosuit Guy: *takes a glove off and touches Gabe's face* "You're ... you're real."
Gabe: "Stop that."
Exosuit Guy: "I can touch you."
Gabe: "Touch me again and I will shoot you."
Exosuit Guy: "It's been so long."
Gabe: "Fucking seriously." *blaster trained on him* "Touch me again, and I WILL. Shoot. You."
Exosuit Guy: *slowly takes his hand away*
Session 3
“I trust in her abilities to hide it.” - Ash, about Rue and the space key
“I suppose I missed you. I suppose it was nice not to drink for three weeks.” - Tonic
“They were jerks.” - Rue
“They were just doing their jobs. We were trespassing.” - Ash
“I was a cop, I agree with Rue.” - Gabe
“So you meet the contact at the… Unusual Squash.” - Jeremy
*everyone laughs*
“That is a penis.” - Ash
“Yup.” - Nick
“I’ve had to look through files in my last job, that is definitely xeno dick.” - Gabe
“I don’t even need a medical degree to tell you that’s a dick.” - Tonic
“You know, depending on what species you are, it's not even that 'unusual.'“ - Athri
“What variety of squash is that?” - Rue
“It’s dick squash.” - Bartender
“Oh it is a dick.” - Rue
“Someone wrote ‘dat’ between ‘tap’ and ‘house.” - Red
“My name is Virus, Noro Virus.” - Ariel, making fun of the contact's name
“It sounds incredibly dangerous. *beat* Okay.” - Tonic
“I’m wearing my least fashionable clothes on this mission.” - Gabe
“It’s not germs, it’s alien spores.” - Ash
"Okay, raise your hand if you're part of a shadowy criminal organization." - Ash
*Some of the crew... raises their hands...*
"Okay, no, that should have been all of you! You're on this ship, this is a criminal organization!" - Ash
“Punch it in its stupid face. Welcome to Earth.” - Katie
“Ah feels nice to shoot something again.” - Gabe
“I am a doctor.” - Tonic
“You keep SAYING it.” - Gabe
“I believed you the first time, but you keep insisting it and now I question it.” - Nick
“Oh my god! That was a roller coaster! One dice was a one, and the other just kept spinning!” - Katie
“We’re still dreaming!” - Red
“Do you know who the Beatles are?” - Gabe
“Who?” - Jeff
“*whispers to the rest of the crew* He’s dead.” - Gabe
“He didn’t look up his name, so the GM has no attachment to him if he dies.” - Dawn
“Jeff is a killing name.” - Kai
“We’ve figured out your cunning plan!” - Dawn
“I force push one of them off.” - Ash
“Like Sparta? This is space Sparta!” - Ariel
*Athri and Tonic gamble, Gabe referees, Ariel uses a lollipop stick as a cigarette prop*
"I don't want nanobots in my salsa." - Athri
"But what if they're good nanobots?" - Rue
"No thank you, I don't want anyone but me in my body." - Athri
"But what would the nanobots do?" - Rue
"Anything! Think about it, they're in your system and can alter or implant or track whatever their creators want, they can cause all sorts of things--" -Athri
"--Like that rash?" - Rue
"RASH!?" *runs out of the room, clawing at their own face* - Athri
“Hi welcome to my quarters.” - Tonic
“I guess I should get checked out even though I had armor on?” - Gabe
“Yes, yes, I’m not sure what I’m agreeing to, but take your shirt off.” - Tonic
“I don’t go for men.” - Gabe
“Okay I was getting mixed signals.” - Tonic
“What.” - Gabe
“Your vitals look good.” - Tonic
“You can’t be best friends yet without feeling up their torso.” - Tonic
“What you have to do is get rid of the wife, then you’ll have a chance.” - Kai about Gabe and Letty
“What about a threesome? You people are so limited.” - Katie
“Hey, so, Gabe.” - Tonic
“What?” - Gabe
“So, you’ve probably noticed that Athri has a gambling problem.” - Tonic
“I have noticed.” - Gabe
“So, you just… need to bet something, they’ll do anything if you bet something. You’re welcome.” - Tonic
“Okay…?” - Gabe
“Remember who your friend is!” *slithers away* - Tonic
“...I have a friend now? I didn’t think friendship was like this.” - Gabe
“So what do you like to do for fun Nick?” - Tonic
“Look for ghost ships. And cook.” - Nick
“...Okay I can’t really help with those, goodbye Nick.” *slithers away* - Tonic
I don't know how to quote it but I want to immortalize someone mentioning "ghost nanobots" and Athri just leaning away so hard that nearly phase into another dimension.
Session 4
“You can spend money for more down time actions.” - Kai
“No you can’t, not when you have debt.” - Dawn, for Rue
“It’s not haunted, which I was disappointed by.” - Nev, about this broken down ship we now have in our new landing bay
“It fucking better not be.” - Gabe
“No, it does that thing of moving into the bigger vessel, like a hermit crab.” - Athri
“Oh yes, definitely.” - Nev
“I fucking hate you all.” - Gabe
“Are all clubs night clubs?” - Athri, about the Blue Caterpillar on Nightfall
“I fucking suplexed my dog.” - Red
“Hey Gabe, is my mask done yet?” - Tonic
“I’m WORKING on it!” - Gabe
“It could be a long term project.” - Kai
“Honestly it’s finished when I do art of it.” - Ariel
“Oh god Gabe is having fun it’s a trap.” - Ariel, making fun of Gabe
“Carnifax has a personal favor to ask.” - Bren
“I’m all ears.” - Ash
“That’s an elf joke.” - Red
“Finally someone I can look up to.” - Ariel, joking about Dawn’s explaining the 7 foot height of an NPC and of Gabe’s ridiculous height
“Are they good? Bad?” - Athri
“Isn’t that racist?” - Gabe
“Space racist? Spacist!” - Katie
“I have one job on this ship. Murder.” - Gabe
“Technically you have two, the dishes.” - Nev
“What.” - Gabe
*Jeremy describes the planet, it’s a beautiful garden planet*
“Note to self: date material.” - Gabe
“Have you see my insides?” -Tonic
“Yeah they’re right there.” - Rue
“Ohhhhhh!” - Everyone
“There’s a lot of sass right there.” - Katie, gesturing to where Mathew sits
“Oh is there? I guess I better not go there.” - Mathew
*in the middle of the distraction Gabe and Ash are causing, Gabe gets a call and goes behind cover to answer*
Gabe: "Hello?"
Letty: "Honey, I can't keep you safe if you don't listen to me."
Gabe: "I didn't get a response back sweetie, and you know how I am."
Letty: "Stubborn?"
Gabe: "Yes?"
Katie: "I feel like I shouldn't be listening to this conversation."
“He seems fine, doesn’t seem to spontaneous combust.” - Tonic
“What did you roll?” - Ariel
“A 3.” - Katie
“Oh they’re doing the thing! The thing! Ohhhhh…” - Red, about Ash sundering people with lightning, resisting dying themselves
“I’m on a limping train of golf carts. GOTTA GO FAST.” - Athri
“Can I assist somehow?” - Katie
“Yeah, get out and push.” - Red
“No, you lean off the side and, *makes a motion of pulling the cart along with your leg.” - Ariel
“We gotta get Ash and Gabe.” - Rue
“Oh shit Ash and Gabe.” - Tonic
“So the thing with aerial transport--” - Jeremy
“I was really confused for a sec.” - Ariel
“Yeah so was I.” - Katie
“So Ariel isn’t really good for aerial combat, but troop transport. It’s a metaphor for motherhood.” - Jeremy
“So if Rue and a tree person were in a band is it Rocked and Bowl?” - Mathew
“Hey honey, I’m off the planet. (; xoxo <3” - Gabe’s cheeky message to Letty
*after a gambling session between Gabe and Athri. Gabe wins.”
“YES! GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MEASUREMENTS!!” - Gabe
*looks of horror from Athri*
“Just do this all the time.” - Athri, bobbing their head back and forth, to Tonic
“There’s a blow job joke in their somewhere.” - Tonic
“Athri melts into the floor.” - Red
“Hi there Rue. Hey.” - Tonic
“I have things to clean.” - Rue
“Yes, like your backstory.” - Tonic
“Ash is dangerously authentic and should probably bottle up some of that.” - Katie
“I’m feeling something.” - Tonic
“Yeah, Queen does that to you.” - Gabe
“Do you feel gayer?” - Red
“That’s not possible.” - Tonic
“Give it a sec.” - Gabe
“Oh wait there it is.” - Tonic
Session 5
“Tonic’s aesthetic: dead boys.” - Katie
“Wasn’t there some pseudo science--” - Mathew
“I don’t wanna hear it.” - Katie
“I am making a disguise.” - Katie
“So what skill do you wanna use?” - Jeremy
“Doctor.” - Katie
*laughter*
“Are you gonna fight me? Didn’t think so.” - Katie
“Gabriel, how do you feel about going undercover?” - Nev
“I feel great.” - Gabe
“Great!” - Nev
“I have outfits for this!” - Gabe
*insert some trauma noise of Gabe getting measurements from people*
“The camera is panning around and they’re asking where you are.” - Jeremy about Gabe
“Cut to this 7 foot tall goth clinging to the ceiling.” - Katie
“I think Gabe will have to provide the outfit.” - Katie
“He just bursts through the wall Koolaid Man style all “I got it! I got it!’” - Ariel
“How’s my time?” - Katie
“It’s basically Oceans.” - Nev
“Oceans… 6? 7?” - Red
“Space Oceans?” - Katie
“Oceans: The Final Frontier.” - Kelsey
“You do know someone that has a real one.” - Jeremy
“But I don’t want to wear a real one. It’s… it’s bad.” - Kai
“It’s as if a million dollars cried out and was suddenly silenced.” - Tonic
*shuddering about fondant octopus*
“I’m gonna take the captain’s lead but… I think I’m gonna… hit on them?” - Tonic
“We would have a safe word for when things go bad.” - Red
“Zucchini!” - Ariel
“So many zucchini’s! This statue looks like a zucchini. Weird.” - Katie/Tonic
“Ash what are you doing?” - Jeremy
“Murder.” - Kai
“How dare you! This is not a fondant octopus!” - Katie
“This is marzipan!” - Red
“So am I hacking this or you got something?” - Athri
“I am good at two things.” - Gabe
“Yeah I don’t think yelling or shooting at it will work.” - Athri
“Duck and hold on.” - Athri to Gabe everyone, always
“I just imagine the still shot and then you see the ‘ahhhhh!’” - Katie, on Athri and Gabe rocket sledding through the vents
“I have the statue. It’s in my purse.” - Tonic
“It’s this big.” - Jeremy, motioning that it’s two feet big
“It’s in my purse. It’s sticking out.” - Tonic
“Oh yes, you grab me, I am Scooby-Doo-ing this shit.” - Tonic
“So, Nick planned for this. There are speed boat races going on today. Nick just merges in and loses them in the crowds.” - Kelsey
“So this is a little embarrassing, but one of our ships was impounded by the cops.” - Jarrick
“*while laughing* That is… unfortunate.” - Ash
“You sense a presence you haven’t felt in a long time.” - Jeremy
“Oh? When did I last sense them?” - Ash
“You sensed her when you were shoved out of an airlock.” - Jeremy
“Oh. I have a gift for her.” - Ash
“Insert joke about impounding employees here.” - Tonic
“If I didn’t stretch it out you’d just kill me.” - Sevrina
“Fair.” - Ash
“It’s basically a Porsche.” - Jeremy on the ship Nick is flying
“It has rims, even though it’s floating.” - Kelsey
“We have some ship brand sweat pants. We don’t know why.” - Nev
“We have a bunch of ship branded merch cause of Rue’s debt.” - Tonic
“Because of our friendship, I will let you live.” - Ash
*from around the corner, disgusted noise* - Gabe
“I kidnapped a woman today.” - Tonic
“It can’t get worse.” - Nev
“It can.” - Tonic
"It is a ghost ship, there will be ghosts." - Athri
“I am going to FUCKING STRANGLE YOU.” - Gabe
“I BET YOU CAN'T CATCH ME! *gambles up into the ceiling*” - Athri
"What's wrong honey and mayonnaise??" - Gabe
"Everything is on that list for a reason. MREs should be obvious because they are highly processed and assembled by the government and there is no way to know what is in them. Honey is out of the question because there is no way to track everything that goes into it because there are too many variables and no way to verify where all of the components come from and who owns the bees and the land and the plants and honey is highly resistant to all sorts of purification and scanning methods... And mayonnaise is disgusting." - Athri
"...And you all think I'M crazy??" - Gabe
"Well Athri makes sense." - Nick
*throws hands up* - Gabe
Session 6
“I’m gonna ask our good friend Hicks what they know.” - Nev
“rolls the dice* “Ha ha. No.” - Mathew
“So are those asteroid worms real? Are they just a myth?” - Athri
“Yes.” - Tonic
“Are you just fucking with me?” - Athri
“No I am 100% telling the truth.” - Tonic
“Is there anyone else? Anyone else that would lke to chime in?” - Athri
“I am doing you all a favor by staying behind!” - Gabe
“That is the nicest thing you have done, thank you.”- Athri
“You’re welcome!” - Gabe
“I’ll keep the coms up to stay in contact with you guys.” - Gabe
“Okay.” (to the others) “I turn that shit off.” - Nick
“Same. I turn it on every now and then. Yup, still screaming.” - Athri
“Hi sweetie.” - Letty
“Hi honey.” - Gabe
“You’re at the Buxtom?” - Letty
“Yes?” - Gabe
“Dear, I need you to go on that ship.” - Letty
“But… it’s a ghost ship.” - Gabe
“It’s fine.”
“You sure? You wouldn’t lie to me about this?” - Gabe
“No honey.” - Letty
“She’s so lying.” - Kelsey
“Yeah but Gabe is dumb and will believe her.” - Ariel
“Why isn’t violence solving everything?” - Ash
“Listen here you little shit.” - Ash
“You just download millions of porn to get it to overload itself to blow up.” - Ariel
“Go to some sketchy Russian website.” - Kai
“Order so many mail order brides.” - Ariel
“I sit on Toki and he doesn’t move.” - Red
“Audrey purrs.” - Kelsey
“Yes, squish me harder mommy.” - Ariel
“Just gonna inject some mayonnaise and see what happens.” - Tonic
“Gabe will just observe both of you skinny twinks fighting and just be all ‘how are you both losing?’” - Ariel
“I might have to suck a lot of dick... metaphorically.” - Tonic
“My life is collateral damage.” - Ash
“I feel like you did some things, I did some things.” - Tonic
“You threw my shit out to the yard.” - Ditha
“You ruined my face.” - Tonic
“You survived.” - Ditha
“I am offering a gentleman’s handshake, so I can shiv him.” - Tonic
“Nev walks in holding a nice liquor and asks ‘how many of us would you like to stay?’” - Nev
“Nev, you’re a wonderful person, but I just need that.” - Tonic, gesturing to the bottle
“We lost all of our face people.” - Mathew
“I was a face people.” - Tonic
“You have nowhere to go so I assume you’re in.” - Athri
*pause* “I bet you five creds that we won’t beat them.” - Tonic
“Athri just starts hyperventilating for 20 minutes.” - Red
"He's not dumb, he's anti-smart." - Someone, about Gabe
"I know you all made fun of me last time I said this, but... I'm making you all tin foil hats." - Athri
"I'm going to go pee." - Katie/Tonic
"...Did Tonic just tell Athri that he needs to pee? See, this is why you can't always use your character voice." - Red
"I have a very recognizable face." - Tonic
"Well, half of one." - Tonic and Athri at the same time
Session 7
“Dooter went in to see what was happening and just say ‘they’re building’ what are they building? ‘they’re building.’” - Dawn
“We slip Dooter a $20. Good job man.” - Katie
“So Ash you wanna lie?” *Starts making faces* - Kai
“So how does he always get a cut in the same place? Does he use a red sharpie?” - Athri
“Does he look in the mirror and trace it?” - Gabe
“No he uses a lip liner, draws it on and it’s running.” - Rue
“Hi I like what you’ve done with your face.” - Tonic to the client
“Alar recommended you.” - Stacey
“So he’s a troll.” - Athri
“He was the one that recommended you to Carnifex.”
“Yeah he’s a troll.” - Katie
“Time to put on normal human face make up. For her.” - Tonic
“Can I put Nick in a Tuxedo Mask outfit?” - Katie
“He’s gonna wear the full environmental helmet. Daft Punk makes it work.” - Kelsey
“They’re beautiful in all the places!” - Red on Rue, on Reese
“I will take a stress to help you.” - Kelsey
“Making drinks?!” - Red
“I sometimes make them play Rush in Rock Band. I almost got kicked out of the family.” - Red
“We have to fight against Tonic’s boner. The greatest enemy of all.” - Katie
“Nick is now on escort duty while I am off to seduce this man.” - Tonic
“Just compliment his chin dimple. He’s really weird about that.” - Red, of Ash helping
“So how did it go?” - Athri
“I’m so offended.” - Tonic
“I have video. My bot is there.” - Athri
“I hate you.” - Tonic
“I’m gonna play this till the day you die.” - Athrii
“Oh how’d you know?” - Tonic
“Dies inside.” - Katie
“Nick is on his own!” - Athri
“He has Gabe!” - Ash
“He’s on his own!” - Athri
“You can’t bribe me. And it’s not my problem you married someone so unlikable.” - Gabe
“It’s pretty clear you’re a rent boy. I wanna know how much.” - NPC trying to proposition Gabe
“Nick are you still alive.” - Tonic
“Yes.” - Nick
“Do you need help?” - Tonic
“Yes.” - Nick
“I sense a disturbance in the Way.” - Dorm
“I AM a disturbance in the Way.” - Ash
“Such a disturbance.” - Red
“In many Ways.” - Dawn
“Tonic is a face you can tie a boat to.” - Tonic
*gossiping about Gabe right in front of him* - Everyone
“Are you all done?” - Gabe
“You’ve never been one to break some eggs to make an omelette.” - Letty
"Wow, then how does he make omelettes??" - Nev
"Really badly." - Athri
"It's just like... you cut into it... it's very crunchy." - Ash
“This is a Red alert. We’ve got one down.” - Katie
“I need someone to hide behind.” - Tonic
“Railings are full of nanobots.” - Athri
"Just like Gabe's omelettes." - Rue
"I've messaged a friend saying, 'So Letty is evil. And Gabe is broken." - Ariel
*after the tire fire that was the Gabe and Letty meeting went down*
(Quietly) "So uhh... does that mean Gabe is available?" - Tonic
"NO! NO, NO!" - Athri
Session 8
“Your contact, Tannon Donnall--"
*gasp!* - Red
"They’re not on your sheet. Cause I killed them. --Died.” - Jeremy
“It’s not a birthday party if no one dies.” - Ariel/Gabe idk if it was in character
“Is my rival here?” - Athri
“Yes.” - Jeremy
*freaks out* “...Wait, is his sister here?” - Athri
“Yes.” - Jeremy
*freaks out even more* - Athri
“Right so--” - Kolo
*everyone gets into their cockpits*
“Ah, yes. Ahem, ahem.” - Kolo
"Ahem, ahem, ahemmm" - Kolo's engine
“So, just don’t fail.” - Rue
“Wow.” - Athri and Nev
"Rue is lost to the kitten races." - Dawn
"Not again!" - The crew
“Over the comm, Athri thinks that Rue is cheering for them and thinking ‘kitten? That’s a weird nickname.’” - Red, about Rue and the kitten races
“This isn’t going well. Quick, grab his dick.” - Tonic
"Phew, you pulled that out just in time." - Nev
"I need a drink to clear out the memories. And my mouth." - Tonic
“You know my type is 'consenting', right?” - Ash
“Dads don’t argue.” - Rue, about Gabe and Tonic
“Woo, Team Dads!” - Tonic
“Yeah?” - Gabe
*they high five*
“I continue to taunt him a little bit while I go back to the ship with guns so I can save him.” - Athri about Tross
“It’s like if you slapped a… cow or something I dunno.”- Rue
“What’s the roll for life-ruin?” - Red
“I think it’s Sway.” - Katie
“I said you were supposed to ruin his life!” - Athri
“Uhhh… what?” - Tonic
"This ship is way blacker than how it started." - Rue
"It's a patina." - Athri
"It smells like smoke." - Rue
"Hey! Some people pay good money for that. He'd love it... if he was alive." - Athri
“Rue is leaving secret notes for Triv on Tross’s ship like ‘Hi!’ and ‘Rue was here!’ and ‘Athri likes you, call them.’” - Dawn
“Just take turns being insufferable.” - Nev
“That’s usually you.” - Athri to Tonic
“I make a paper crown out of the leavings of Dooter’s printer.” - Rue
“This is my black market milk.” - Tonic
"Wow, what a great day. And nothing bad happened!" - Athri
"Nope, not at all. Not a thing. Nothing went wrong. Nope..." - Everyone else
“Gabe goes in to check out the situation and finding out what it is just comm’s in: ‘It’s bad.’” - Ariel/Gabe about the Lean Accordion
"I'm going to kill all of you in your sleep." - Gabe
"Watch out, I read an article about how listening to accordion music kills brain cells. You don't have much time left!" - Athri
"You're first." - Gabe
“Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. We’re leaving.” - Gabe getting Rue out, by literally picking her up, of the Lean Accordion
“Would this be helped by a grabby claw?” - Rue
“No.” - Ash
“Not even a little?” - Rue
“No, that’s not how it works.” - Ash
“What if it’s a grabby Way claw?” - Rue
“We can just go ‘oh my god look, a distraction!’” - Nev
"I've done some research and here are some ideas for what will get their attention." - Tonic
"So... just be myself?" - Ash
“Don’t fuck it up! You don’t suck as much like you think you do! But you’re close!” - Athri "encouraging" Gabe
“...Thanks.” - Gabe
“No I appreciate it, I’m just horrified.” - Red
Session 9
"I'm sitting on the couch today!" - Katie
“I can paw her now.” - Jeremy
“Help.” - Katie
“The name of the corporation is Interstellar Adventure.” - Jeremy
“Oh yes, this is my idea!” - Ariel
“Your lack of sleep idea?” - Kai
“Yes!” - Ariel
“What is this...?” - Katie and Red
“So, I came up with the idea, at work, with only four hours of sleep: ‘what if… a client contacts the crew, and hires them… to live out that thug life?” - Ariel
*laughter* - Katie and Red
“And then it spiraled into Make A Wish.” - Kai
*more laughter* - Everyone now
“Everyone will have stun weapons, so it’s very safe.” - Chandra
“Gabe, internally going ‘Boo’.” - Ariel
“Sunrises!” - Athri
“Stop looking for a sword to fall on you piece of shit!” - Ariel
“Yes exactly. I think everyone has yelled at or abducted him about this.” - Red
“Ash has said that to Gabe, word for word.” - Kai
“I’m gonna research this security firm.” - Mathew
“They’re named Jeff Security.” - Jeremy
“Oh no, they’re all Red Shirts.” - Katie
“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.” - Nev
“Yes. It’s the back of my hand, and your face.” - Ash
“I mostly wanna get a feel for him--” - Tonic
“‘A feel for him?’” - Gabe
“Gabe, let’s not do this.” - Tonic
“You want to get a hold on him?” - Nev
“Ayyyyeeee.” - Tonic
“Stop.” - Gabe
“You need a good criminal name. How about Ace?” - Nev
“Yeah, cause I’m the ace!” - Arcus
“And I’m thinking, you should take command of this operation.” - Nev
“Gabe is gonna smoke through a whole pack before they even get there.” - Ariel
“You should also meet with our weapons master, Gabriel.” - Nev
*in a whisper* “I fucking hate you.” - Gabe
“You’ll need to learn how to shoot.” - Nev
“And how to take a punch!” - Athri
“...I’ll teach him everything I know about combat.” - Gabe
“I owe everyone some art.” - Katie
“I always owe everyone art. It’s the goalpost that keeps moving.” - Ariel
“They're pretty bored. One of the guards found a way to get high off the stun guns.” - Jeremy
"Uh-oh." - Everyone
“So, rock-paper-scissors?” - Nick
*Athri holding up their three fingered hand* "Sure.” - Athri
“No, I’m protecting Ace.” - Mathew
“This is worth an extra cred!!” - Athri
“Tell Athri… I put honey on all their stuff… and then licked it off.” - Nev's "last words"
“How did we get an excess of honey?” - Dawn
“Cause everyone hates Athri.” - Red
"Ohhh okay." - Dawn
“Anyone have anything heavy? Like my emotional baggage?” - Tonic
“Time to scramble.” - Nick
“Where to?” - Jeremy
“Literally anywhere they are not.” - Nick
“So I tell Tonic where to bring Ace for a pick up point.” - Rue
“...Uhh… Do you tell me too?” - Ariel/Gabe
“Oh, wait you’re there?” - Rue/Dawn
“YES.” - Gabe, who had been there the whole time
“Mess with the best, you get the Jeffs.” - Mathew
"Oh, so we have Space Uber... or, Spuber!" - Katie
"Nope. No. Absolutely not. Can't use that. Nope. I don't like it." - Mat
“So I was thinking of doing space pirate graffiti on Ace’s armor.” - Nev
“I draw a dick.” - Tonic
“I draw a vagina, just to be different.” - Gabe
“Ooh, that’s good! They can be next to each other! It can be a sex thing!” - Tonic
“Okay, so, can I get a smooch and I’ll never ask anything of you ever again.” - Tonic
“I know that second part is a lie.” - Nev
“Okay, yes it is.” - Tonic
"What is he, a hemophiliac?" - Someone
"Yeah, but like, 'no hemo.'" - Mat
*sounds of unbridled rage* - Red
"They can call him The Hemophobe!" - Jeremy?
*rages into the sun* - Red
"Wait, I have a related question." - Katie
"Okay... So I swear this is not related, but..." - Tonic
"Nope. Hang on, I'm going to need a moment..." - Mat
“When the ship starts moving, I just see Gabe come bounding up to the captain all ‘what’s going on? Walkies? Walkies?” - Mathew
“Gabe has his gun in his mouth, tail wagging.” - Kai
“Gabe just going ‘murder? Murder? Murder? Murder?” - Ariel
“So Gabe, I need you to stay calm. There’s psychic impressions…” - Ash
“It’s ghosts.” - Athri
“That’s... a name for them, kinda.” - Ash
“It’s ghosts.” - Athri and Gabe
*Gabe takes out a cigarette and starts smoking it through his helmet, somehow*
"Uh, wait hang on, I left some... science... on in the kitchen!" - Athri
"So did you find anything?" - Nev, excited
"Yeah... It's a real bummer, though..." - Tonic
"Oh... I'll make the tea..." - Nev, disappointed
*Gabe on trauma blanket and tea duty for Nick, cause the best way to deal with your trauma is to help someone else with their own!*
"So, Nick, hey..." - Tonic
“NUH UH. GOOD VIBES HERE ONLY. YOU GET THE FUCK BACK, OR I WILL THROW YOU OUT.” - Gabe
"He'll do it!" - Ash, from down the hall
"I WILL FUCKING THROW YOU." - Gabe
"Like a javelin, you skinny prick!" - Athri, from the vents
"All right, all right... I"ll come back later, god..." - Tonic
“It’s funny how when people are WILLING to share information, it goes better!” - Rue, looking directly at Tonic
"Was anything successfully smuggled?" - Jeremy
"Our feelings." - Katie
"No, he said 'smuggled,' not 'smothered.'" - Red
Deleted Scenes
"No, no. I haven't had sex on this table." - Tonic
"I'm off to do drugs and people!" - Ash
[Calling through the door, trying to get a depressed Gabe to come out:]
"Gabe, I'm drinking alone in the kitchen, and I'd like you to join me..." - Tonic
"Tragic. Alexa, play Despacito for me." - Gabe
*Ash and Gabe talk of him finding love again, Gabe is more than a bit dubious on that*
"Bullshit Gabe you have totally found love again after Letty. ...Granted it's been in au's where she died buuuut." - Ariel
"Give it time, this Letty will be dead too!" - Kai
"WHAT A BUNCH OF SAD FUCKING LOSERS." Gabe would say, as they all pass by a mirror. - Ariel
"I will drag your sorry hide to happiness if it is the last thing I do!" - Ash, about Gabe going on dates
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